OK, fine, yes I have been rather lackadaisical yet again. And I did say that I was gonna try to update this more. Either way, I’m sitting here wondering that if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, what is the road to heaven paved with? Bad intentions? Anyways, I’m digressing. So here we are in the second installment of “This Place is Going to Hell,” my ode to this existence, currently taking place in Southampton, New York. Anyways, I was working at a very large house the other day situated on a very large piece of property, and I came across this sit in the garage:
That would be a total of 15 Power Wheels in this particular garage. Now I’m not sure how many children this family has, but their last name isn’t even remotely Irish, so I’m going to go ahead and assume that they do not have anywhere close to 15 children. Don’t you think they would try to advocate sharing to their children? Are 15 Power Wheels really necessary? If my kid was like “I think I’m going to take out Power Wheels ATV #4,” I would first prevent him from doing so (preferably by destroying said ATV #4), send him to his room, and then physically harm myself in some way for purchasing that many. But clearly these people aren’t me. And that’s why this place is going to hell.
October 1, 2009 at 2:14 pm |
powerwheels are like nurf guns, you can never have to many